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America’s sweetheart my a**


The following is a verbatim transcript of a conversation between myself and my cousin Little E, who recently broke up with her boyfriend of two years.

Me: Why’d you guys break up?

Little E: Well, there are a ton of reasons, but one of the biggest is he likes Sandra Bullock movies.  Can you believe that sh*t?  He’s a grown man, for chrissakes.  We watched The Blind Side and almost as soon as it started I was like, what the f*** kind of horsesh*t is this?  What kind of moron likes this stuff?  And then he defended her!  America’s sweetheart my a**.  Can you blame Jesse?  She’s so dull she’s like paste.  Do you think it’s shallow to break up with someone because of their taste in movies?

Me: No I do not.

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  1. ladyofthehouse said: This might be the most on the nose review of Bullock’s work I’ve ever seen. Brava.
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  4. womaninterrupted said: Bullock is the worst. She’s absolutely right.
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