Johnny Case in Wonderland

“Shopping is also cyclical. The menstrual cycle determines every choice a woman makes. You see, during ovulation, a woman’s only goal is to get pregnant. And during menses, she is sad that she has failed. And how does the woman console herself? Shopping. Just shopping.”

The Office’s Dwight Schrute (Rainn Wilson), from “Tallahassee,” episode 815. As I’ve previously noted, The Office has been absolutely terrible all year and then out of nowhere comes “Tallahassee,” easily a top 10 all time episode, and this came on a night when 30 Rock gave us “The Tuxedo Begins” (608), its best episode in 5 years. Still, the Office remains the night’s anchor, and maybe, just maybe, there’s life in the old dog yet. Now if they can just do something about the graveyard that is the 9:30 time-slot …

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